Webmat's ramblings

The bandwidth of ejaculation

Sun, 16 Nov 2008 14:42:09 -0500

The bandwidth of ejaculation

Video

Wed, 16 Jul 2008 09:39:52 -0400

A few days ago I decided to run for president. Seems like things...

Fri, 11 Jul 2008 12:54:09 -0400

A few days ago I decided to run for president. Seems like things are going well!

Hilarious (at least to some). Kyle expresses his thoughts on new...

Sun, 15 Jun 2008 19:39:44 -0400

Hilarious (at least to some).

Kyle expresses his thoughts on new media.

Sleeping on the Job

Thu, 15 May 2008 19:55:00 -0400

Sleeping on the Job

Amazing!

Wed, 16 Jan 2008 05:03:20 -0500

Amazing!

The bling version of the original Chocolate Rain. Nice! I like...

Fri, 14 Dec 2007 19:00:13 -0500

The bling version of the original Chocolate Rain. Nice! I like bling :-)

Aaahhhh, so that’s what this web 2.0 thing is all about!...

Fri, 14 Dec 2007 18:28:00 -0500

Aaahhhh, so that’s what this web 2.0 thing is all about! Thanks Nokia!

Photo

Wed, 28 Nov 2007 17:28:10 -0500

"Computers don’t have ten fingers; they have one."

Thu, 22 Nov 2007 00:42:30 -0500

“Computers don’t have ten fingers; they have one.”

- Steve Yegge

in 5 essential phone screen questions to ask programmers

Crap! I almost had a f00d in an md5 hash 52d698365c84f12af26df6187f0d019a I think I’ll try to...

Tue, 20 Nov 2007 21:13:00 -0500

Crap! I almost had a f00d in an md5 hash

52d698365c84f12af26df6187f0d019a

I think I’ll try to break md5 to find a file who’s md5 hash would yield

baadf00ddeadbeefdecafcafebabefee

Might not be worth the effort, though

Hilarious video

Sun, 18 Nov 2007 23:23:20 -0500

Hilarious video:

Dad vs baby - the fight for kisses

Whoooo, that was odd

Sat, 17 Nov 2007 11:15:00 -0500

I had abandoned all hope of this post finally coming up!

I thought it had been lost in the ether and I was too lazy to write it all down again. I had given up on it.

But good news! I just noticed it finally came up on the page and is there for everyone to see. I guarantee you it will change the world.

It might even change your world.

Go read it

"Measuring software productivity by lines of code is like measuring progress on an airplane by how..."

Fri, 16 Nov 2007 18:58:38 -0500

“Measuring software productivity by lines of code is like measuring progress on an airplane by how much it weighs.”

- Bill Gates

Jacket caption: Summit Everest without looking like an ass-tronaut

Thu, 08 Nov 2007 21:09:24 -0500

Jacket caption: Summit Everest without looking like an ass-tronaut

A counterexample to using programming tools with good introspection capabilities

Thu, 08 Nov 2007 15:27:40 -0500

Some details have been changed to protect the innocent.

    More information:

    Exception in module “kernel32.dll ” (0x7C800000) at “RaiseException()”
    Exception in module “msvcrt.dll” (0x77C10000) at “CxxThrowException()”
    Exception in module “program.exe” (0x00400000) at “0x00450910”
    Exception in module “program.exe” (0x00400000) at “0x00450AA4”
    Exception in module “program.exe” (0x00400000) at “0x00414DBF”
    Exception in module “program.exe ” (0x00400000) at “0x0041572E”
    Exception in module “program.exe” (0x00400000) at “0x00422B80”
    Exception in module “program.exe” (0x00400000) at “0x0040470F”
    Exception in module “program.exe” (0x00400000) at “0x0042EF7C”
    Exception in module “program.exe” (0x00400000) at “0x00444862”
    Exception in module “program.exe ” (0x00400000) at “0x00441DAA”
    Exception in module “program.exe” (0x00400000) at “0x00441757”
    Exception in module “program.exe” (0x00400000) at “0x004418F4”
    Exception in module “program.exe” (0x00400000) at “0x00470CB3”
    Exception in module “kernel32.dll” (0x7C800000) at “RegisterWaitForInputIdle()”

Ah! Now I know what the problem is, I’ll jut go fix that RaiseException() method!

I’m creative! Who woulda thunk C++ would ever inspire me?...

Sat, 06 Oct 2007 00:50:13 -0400

I’m creative! Who woulda thunk C++ would ever inspire me? :-)

Video

Sat, 06 Oct 2007 00:43:54 -0400

Full size

Fri, 28 Sep 2007 01:05:51 -0400

Full size

I was born today

Tue, 14 Mar 1978 23:00:00 -0500

Let’s see, march 1978. I probably won’t be out of school before I’m a quarter of a century old. Boooring!

Let’s start something cool right away… What could I do?

Hey why not post online? Let’s call that a blog. Note: the first name I came up with was ‘weblog’, but I immediately found the name a bit passé.

So here it is folks: create a blog, talk about what you see / believe / think / fear / know / loathe / love / find funny.

It will allow you to:

find other people like you
express what you have to say
refine your ideas by expressing them

You’ll see, it’ll be worth it.