November 2008
1 post
The bandwidth of ejaculation →
July 2008
2 posts
WatchA few days ago I decided to run for president. Seems like things are going well!
June 2008
1 post
WatchHilarious (at least to some).
Kyle expresses his thoughts on new media.
May 2008
1 post
January 2008
1 post
December 2007
2 posts
WatchAaahhhh, so that’s what this web 2.0 thing is all about! Thanks Nokia!
November 2007
9 posts
“Computers don’t have ten fingers; they have one.”
– Steve Yegge in 5 essential phone screen questions to ask programmers
Crap! I almost had a f00d in an md5 hash 52d698365c84f12af26df6187f0d019a I think I’ll try to break md5 to find a file who’s md5 hash would yield baadf00ddeadbeefdecafcafebabefee Might not be worth the effort, though
Hilarious video →
Dad vs baby - the fight for kisses
Whoooo, that was odd
I had abandoned all hope of this post finally coming up! I thought it had been lost in the ether and I was too lazy to write it all down again. I had given up on it. But good news! I just noticed it finally came up on the page and is there for everyone to see. I guarantee you it will change the world. It might even change your world. Go read it
“Measuring software productivity by lines of code is like measuring progress on...”
– Bill Gates
Jacket caption: Summit Everest without looking... →
A counterexample to using programming tools with...
Some details have been changed to protect the innocent. More information: Exception in module “kernel32.dll ” (0x7C800000) at “RaiseException()” Exception in module “msvcrt.dll” (0x77C10000) at “CxxThrowException()” Exception in module “program.exe” (0x00400000) at “0x00450910” Exception in module...
October 2007
1 post
WatchI’m creative! Who woulda thunk C++ would ever inspire me? :-)
September 2007
5 posts
So time travel is possible!
This is awesome! Time travel is possible, then. http://timetraveler.ytmnd.com
Quick news...
Sneezer from the previous post quit his job! Yay! Nice news when coming back from a little vacation.
August 2007
2 posts
O, that way madness lies
Here’s a good way to go crazy Work at a place having problems with the telephone system Have someone working on it, having one, many or all phones ringing only once, every couple minutes HAAAAAAA! Have another colleague that sneezes extremely loudly every once in a while (happened while typing this very post) … Hysteria!See? It’s that simple!
Cool electric car coming up
July 2007
12 posts
For Linux geeks only (seen on xkcd) →
What could possibly be better than taking a turn way too fast on a black chopper, barely avoiding the car coming from the other direction, all while listening to K-DST? Possibly this. God, October seems so far!
“When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the...”
– chucknorrisfacts.com
Chuck Norris Action Jeans! →
Nice palindrome
not a ton Thanks, I know, that was a great post.
That would fucking rule →
The most awesome dancing I've ever seen →
June 2007
2 posts
“I think you’re gonna love that song if you’ got any balls.”
– Johnny Nightmare Smith (K-DST in GTA San Andreas)
March 2007
2 posts
I remember now!
Now I remember what I wanted to share with you, my gaping void of an audience. See, a couple of years ago, I was a quarter of a century old. This was good, because that freaked people out until they actually computed how old I was. Some even had the time to tell me to stop exaggerating before they actually got my age. I wonder if a) they spoke too fast or b) they processed too slow. Let’s...
FIRST POST!!!!1
Just kidding, I don’t read Slashdot anymore
I was born today
Let’s see, march 1978. I probably won’t be out of school before I’m a quarter of a century old. Boooring! Let’s start something cool right away… What could I do? Hey why not post online? Let’s call that a blog. Note: the first name I came up with was ‘weblog’, but I immediately found the name a bit passé. So here it is folks: create a blog, talk...